男人与女人的头号公敌 – 肥

开场白：可以讲我肥，但是不能加“海”，因为加“海”，就真的很凛肥。

以下是热力与小森森的经典对白：

- kahwin says (4:57 PM):
today u go meeting ?
sAmsAm says (4:59 PM):
yup
dun ffk anymore
sAmsAm says (5:00 PM):
ur attendance is much appreciated
hehehe
- kahwin says (5:00 PM):
samantha .....
can i ffk .....
coz hor....
my pant ..... accidentally .... bocor .........
and now ....... very 尴尬........
sAmsAm says (5:02 PM):
hahahahahahahah
r u sure or no
if u r lying
this is a very lame excuse lor
- kahwin says (5:02 PM):
dun like that lah
sure one
me already very sad liao ... u still want to say 'lame excuse' ....
sAmsAm says (5:03 PM):
hahahahahaaha
kam fei laaaa
alamak.... pants bocor liao
scared or not

 

所以，不要撩我吃快餐（Nando 可以，因为不是炸的），不可撩我喝汽水（100plus 可以），不可撩我吃夜宵（最多吃maggie soup），不要撩我吃buffet（Japanese/Korean 的可以，因为鱼肉不怎么肥），谢谢！

最重要的是，我的速度还是很快。